![]() ![]() ![]() As the bell rings, Lance hits Samoan Drop and dropkick combo before Juicy tags in and hits a senton before whipping Lance into one of the Aztecas with a cannonball before they go to commercial. Duran says they learned to fight on the streets, and they are his soldiers who put fear in every single bone of everybody back there including Jacob Fatu, which prompts Fatu to come out and introduce the Samoan Swat Team. Los Aztecas (w/ Cesar Duran)Ĭesar Duran gets on the mic before the match and says tonight he will present the debut of the most dangerous, cunning, and violent Lucha team ever. ![]() Samoan Swat Team (Juicy Finau & Lance Anoa’i) vs. They show footage of Mads Krugger after last week’s Weapons of Mass Destruction match where he refused any medical attention, and no one has heard from him and his whereabouts remain unknown. Fatu says Juicy and Lance can go any time of the week and Duran makes a match between them and Los Aztecas. Fatu says Duran doesn’t like the police involved in his business any more than they do. Cesar Duran and Los Aztecas pull up and say they are calling the police to send them all to jail. Fatu lastly shows Cesar’s office fan for $200 that ‘works about 60% of the time when plugged in’, ‘contains actual dust from Cesar Duran’s office’ and ‘goes well with Tankman’s towel’. Lance shows Microman’s mask for $300 that is ‘actual match worn mask’, ‘Micro-Mobile not included’ and ‘fits most micro-sized heads’. They transition into a shopping network-like segment and go over the items including EJ Nduka’s chain that’s selling for $450, which is listed as ‘not a gift from Cesar Duran’ and ‘100% genuine imitation platinum’, Calvin Tankman’s towel for $150 that ‘contains sweat from over 6 matches’, ‘never washed’ and ‘save 25% if purchased with EJ’s chain’. Juicy Finau & Lance Anoa’i interrupt and ask him what he’s doing, and Fatu says he’s just selling what he and Finau ‘found’ in Duran’s office. The show starts with Jacob Fatu outside of the 2300 Arena trying to sell items he took from Cesar Duran’s office to some fans. Commentary: Rich Bocchini & Joe Dombrowski ![]()
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